sometimes wiley just yells and shakes: "christmas!!!!!"

five deer crossed in front of our car on the driveway the other day. wiley asked, reindeer? then asked, where's santa?

have i mentioned w calls me monster mom, or asks, are you friendly now, mom? poor kid, his life is filled with corrections and nos.

archer sounds like chewbacca, he makes a very gutteral chortle. wiley sounded like a pirate, arrrrh.

today, w said, thank you mom. i asked for what? 'for wiping the poo off my butt."